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University of California, Berkeley alum.
I'm obsessed with television shows and pop culture. 

I'm a huge fan of Entertainment Weekly, 
writing for them would be my dream job! 

I'm also looking for a job in Marketing or Writing 
were I can show my creativity.

I'm fluent in French, Portuguese, Spanish.

Currently, I'm volunteering as an Interpretee, 
was a marketing intern and am still an English tutor.

Oh, and yes that's me and Lisa Vanderpump from RHOBH. Someone hire me, cheers.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

Kathy Griffin’s uncanny Andy Cohen impression. Genius!

Kathy Griffin’s uncanny Andy Cohen impression. Genius!

Chelsea Handler By Kathy Griffin Look, I don’t know how Chelsea Handler does it. She presides over her own media empire — talk show, sitcom, books — all while sharing a network with Ryan Seacrest and the Kardashians. To hell with the TIME 100; she should be Person of the Year just for putting up with Khloe. What I love about Chelsea, 37, is that she gets the joke. She has not bought into the Hollywood myth that celebrities walk on water. She’s still a trash-talking gal from Jersey. Sure, she’s an extremely wealthy trash-talking gal from Jersey, but her authenticity is 100 proof. And yes, I made a vodka reference during a Chelsea Handler tribute. You knew it was coming. Few women in comedy have gotten the attention and respect of the Establishment. Chelsea has, while being raw, hilarious and unafraid to cross the line — and take it from me, that combination doesn’t always go over. And Seacrest, if you’re reading this, remember: it won’t be long before Chelsea can buy and sell you.

Chelsea Handler

By Kathy Griffin

Look, I don’t know how Chelsea Handler does it. She presides over her own media empire — talk show, sitcom, books — all while sharing a network with Ryan Seacrest and the Kardashians. To hell with the TIME 100; she should be Person of the Year just for putting up with Khloe.

What I love about Chelsea, 37, is that she gets the joke. She has not bought into the Hollywood myth that celebrities walk on water. She’s still a trash-talking gal from Jersey. Sure, she’s an extremely wealthy trash-talking gal from Jersey, but her authenticity is 100 proof. And yes, I made a vodka reference during a Chelsea Handler tribute. You knew it was coming.

Few women in comedy have gotten the attention and respect of the Establishment. Chelsea has, while being raw, hilarious and unafraid to cross the line — and take it from me, that combination doesn’t always go over. And Seacrest, if you’re reading this, remember: it won’t be long before Chelsea can buy and sell you.

Once Upon a time, Joan Rivers played Kathy Griffin’s mother on Suddenly Susan. The end.

The Newer Queens of Comedy:

  • Ellen Degeneres
  • Chelsea Handler
  • Melissa McCarthy
  • Kathy Griffin
  • Wanda Sykes
  • Kristen Wiig
  • Amy Poehler
  • Tina Fey
  • Jane Lynch
  • Mindy Kaling
Ellie: Twelve steps, schmelve steps! Alcohol makes people fun! Lucille: Oh, please. I’ve been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol’s the reason I’m here, I got news for you, bub. It’s the only reason you’re here, too. Patsy: What will you drink if you stop drinking?  Edina: I shall drink water… It’s a mixer, Pats.  <3 All these women.

Ellie: Twelve steps, schmelve steps! Alcohol makes people fun!

Lucille: Oh, please. I’ve been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol’s the reason I’m here, I got news for you, bub. It’s the only reason you’re here, too.

Patsy: What will you drink if you stop drinking? 

Edina: I shall drink water… It’s a mixer, Pats. 

<3 All these women.

poet-in-my-heart:

Bette Midler and Kathy Griffin speak to Stevie Nicks on the phone.

This really makes me laugh.

“And in my head I’m thinking ‘Kathy, do not ask about Lindsey Buckingham. She’s been asked about this for 20 years.’ And then she just gives it up on the phone ‘Well you know we’re going on tour and we might hook up again - you know how that goes.’ And my heart just stopped….”

Hahahaha