University of California, Berkeley alum.
I'm obsessed with television shows and pop culture. 

I'm a huge fan of Entertainment Weekly, 
writing for them would be my dream job! 

I'm also looking for a job in Marketing or Writing 
were I can show my creativity.

I'm fluent in French, Portuguese, Spanish.

Currently, I'm volunteering as an Interpretee, 
was a marketing intern and am still an English tutor.

Oh, and yes that's me and Lisa Vanderpump from RHOBH. Someone hire me, cheers.

 

Also, I shaved my hair off…well…almost. But it’s hella short. What do you think?

Also, I shaved my hair off…well…almost. But it’s hella short. What do you think?

For the last two weeks between SF, Vegas, LB and West Hollywood, I’ve been spending my money on driiiiinks. And it’s absolutely fabulous. In fact, I’m buzzed right now.

Cheers!

For the last two weeks between SF, Vegas, LB and West Hollywood, I’ve been spending my money on driiiiinks. And it’s absolutely fabulous. In fact, I’m buzzed right now.

Cheers!

The original Vh-1 Divas:

Meryl Streep, Bette Midler, Cher, Goldie hawn, Lily Tomlin, Olivia Newton John

Favorite moment from season 1 of Archer

Ramon: Can I help you?

Archer: I don’t know, can you? …(drags fingers across “got dick” shirt)

Soundbites: Joan Rivers Edition.

I fell asleep watching The Help. How does it end ? Does the house get clean or not? 

I adore the Kardashians. They’re a lot like Colonel Sanders. They also built an empire on breasts, legs, and thighs.

Am I the only one who thinks it’s crazy that the woman with the most junk in her trunk is trying to sell me a car with zero trunk space.

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U-S-GAY, Chelsea Style.