University of California, Berkeley alum.
I'm obsessed with television shows and pop culture.
I'm a huge fan of Entertainment Weekly,
writing for them would be my dream job!
I'm also looking for a job in Marketing or Writing
were I can show my creativity.
I'm fluent in French, Portuguese, Spanish.
Currently, I'm volunteering as an Interpretee,
was a marketing intern and am still an English tutor.
Oh, and yes that's me and Lisa Vanderpump from RHOBH. Someone hire me, cheers.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Liz: Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! AACK!
Virginia: Ugh, God, don’t tell me you’re gonna turn this house into one of those baby proofing nightmares…!?! I was cleaning a place the other day, it even had a lock on the damn toilet
Ruff Recession, Chelsea Handler Style.
Chelsea: There hasn’t been a man on E! who’s given such an expensive piece of jewelry to his bitch since the Kardashian Wedding Special.
RHONY, Chelsea Handler Stlye.
Wow! The New York Housewives really let themselves go!
Maybe because some of them were fired ;)
Football Season, Chelsea Handler Style.
Chelsea: This past weekend was the official start of football season, and already I own my bookie 327,000 dollars. And one double-or-nothing handy jay.
PRE-GAY!!!!! <3
Halloween is coming!! Joan Rivers’s Snooki costume was genius!
Sam: That’s quite a costume you got there, Lisa. What are you suppose to be?
Lisa: Jenelle from Teen Mom 2
Arlene: Don’t even get me started.
Reasons to watch Glee, two words : Sue Sylvester
Never divorce Susie.
Jeff: You and I ever split up… let me tell you something… we get a divorce, fifty-fifty. You take whatever fifty percent you want, I’ll take what’s left. No arguing. No negativity.
Susie: What are you fucking kidding me? You think we’re going to have a nice divorce, if we ever get divorced? No fucking way. I’m taking you for everything you have, mister. I’m taking your balls and I’m thumbtacking them to the wall. You’re going to get nothing out it! You mention the “d-word” once in your fucking life, and you’ll rue the day you ever met me.
Ms. Rivers doesn’t like rocks in her vodka.
Andrea: Hey I’m fat, and you’re gay, so we’re suppose to get along.
Lee: Well, then I bet we will.
The Big C is a fabulous show!
Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Best of Susie. I <3 her.
Susie: Larry, what the fuck?!
Susie: …. four-eyed fuck!
Susie: …sick fuck pervert.
Susie: …you fat piece -of - shit!
Susie (from a distance): fucking asshole
Susie: If I had a piece of wood, I’d beat the shit out of you with it!
Susie: Get the fuck out right now!
