University of California, Berkeley alum.
I'm obsessed with television shows and pop culture.
I'm a huge fan of Entertainment Weekly,
writing for them would be my dream job!
I'm also looking for a job in Marketing or Writing
were I can show my creativity.
I'm fluent in French, Portuguese, Spanish.
Currently, I'm volunteering as an Interpretee,
was a marketing intern and am still an English tutor.
Oh, and yes that's me and Lisa Vanderpump from RHOBH. Someone hire me, cheers.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
PRE-GAY!!!!! <3
I already miss Curb. But, I miss Susie Green even more. That fabulous crazy bitch.
Never divorce Susie.
Jeff: You and I ever split up… let me tell you something… we get a divorce, fifty-fifty. You take whatever fifty percent you want, I’ll take what’s left. No arguing. No negativity.
Susie: What are you fucking kidding me? You think we’re going to have a nice divorce, if we ever get divorced? No fucking way. I’m taking you for everything you have, mister. I’m taking your balls and I’m thumbtacking them to the wall. You’re going to get nothing out it! You mention the “d-word” once in your fucking life, and you’ll rue the day you ever met me.
Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Best of Susie. I <3 her.
Susie: Larry, what the fuck?!
Susie: …. four-eyed fuck!
Susie: …sick fuck pervert.
Susie: …you fat piece -of - shit!
Susie (from a distance): fucking asshole
Susie: If I had a piece of wood, I’d beat the shit out of you with it!
Susie: Get the fuck out right now!
Larry v. Susie, WWIII
The Best Battles from Curb Your Enthusiasm with the most underrated actress, Susie Essman! <3
