I grew up on reruns of The Golden Girls, AbFab, Keeping Up Appearances, The Jeffersons, Mama's Family, The Carol Burnett Show, Laverne & Shirley, I Love Lucy, and Designing Women. I've been addicted to television ever since.

My newer televisual obsessions include: Cougar Town, The Good Wife, Veep, Archer, Arrested Development, Orange is the New Black, Mindy Project, Girls, Justified, Miranda, 30 Rock, True Blood, Orphan Black, Game of Thrones, AHS, The Office, Supernatural and of course The Real Housewives.

I love female comics, including: Joan Rivers, Bette Midler, Tina Fey, Whoopi Goldberg, Kathy Griffin, Chelsea Handler, etc.

My dream: creating my own series.
Or publishing a book.

I'm fluent in French, Portuguese, Spanish. Graduated from Cal, current UCLA student.


And “steal the show from all the young girls” you did, Mama Elsa. Seriously this woman is such a character. She’s funny, wisely cynical, obsessed with coffee (and drinking) and doesn’t have a care in the world about others except herself and daughter. What’s not to like?

Mama Elsa now has her own webseries. I’d like to thank Bravo for this little gem. I just purchased some of her coffee. Can’t wait to try it.

I learned two important things today. 1, Ana has a Cuban cookbook out. 2. Mama Elsa has her own Cuban Coffee. I think my kitchen’s about to get a little more Cuban!