I grew up on reruns of The Golden Girls, AbFab, Keeping Up Appearances, The Jeffersons, Mama's Family, The Carol Burnett Show, Laverne & Shirley, I Love Lucy, and Designing Women. I've been addicted to television ever since.

My newer televisual obsessions include: Cougar Town, The Good Wife, Veep, Archer, Arrested Development, Orange is the New Black, Mindy Project, Girls, Justified, Miranda, 30 Rock, True Blood, Orphan Black, Game of Thrones, AHS, The Office, Supernatural and of course The Real Housewives.

I love female comics, including: Joan Rivers, Bette Midler, Tina Fey, Whoopi Goldberg, Kathy Griffin, Chelsea Handler, etc.

My dream: creating my own series.
Or publishing a book.

I'm fluent in French, Portuguese, Spanish. Graduated from Cal, current UCLA student.


I’m telecommuting today, which means I get to re-watch Marvel Comic’s X-Men. Thanks to iTunes for having it.

How to remove litter from highways as performed by Bette Midler on The Simpsons' “Krusty Gets Kancelled” episode:

  1. Identify perpetrators by yelling “You pigs!” at them.
  2. Pick up their trash.
  3. Chase them, catch up to them, and hop onto their vehicle.
  4. Throw litter back into their car.
  5. Watch as they swerve off the road.

And that’s how Ms. Midler takes out the trash.

Never forget: Bette Midler guest starred on “Krusty Gets Kancelled” during the fourth season of The Simpsons. She was all kinds of diva fabulous, but also made sure you didn’t litter. If you did, she would run after you to return your trash.

TV Househusband: TV Halloween Episodes & Specials


It’s October, let’s face it, we’re all ready to watch Hocus Pocus…everyday until the 31st. But I’ve gone ahead and compiled a list of the best—at least from what I watch—Halloween themed episodes/specials television has to offer. And here they are, in no particular order:


  • ALL Treehouse of…

Remember when Leon dressed up as future President Hillary Clinton on one of Roseanne's Halloween episode? I may have found my costume.