I grew up on reruns of The Golden Girls, AbFab, Keeping Up Appearances, The Jeffersons, Mama's Family, The Carol Burnett Show, Laverne & Shirley, I Love Lucy, and Designing Women. I've been addicted to television ever since.

My newer televisual obsessions include: Cougar Town, The Good Wife, Veep, Archer, Arrested Development, Orange is the New Black, Mindy Project, Girls, Justified, Miranda, 30 Rock, True Blood, Orphan Black, Game of Thrones, AHS, The Office, Supernatural and of course The Real Housewives.

I love female comics, including: Joan Rivers, Bette Midler, Tina Fey, Whoopi Goldberg, Kathy Griffin, Chelsea Handler, etc.

My dream: creating my own series.
Or publishing a book.

I'm fluent in French, Portuguese, Spanish. Graduated from Cal, current UCLA student.


When Pee-wee Herman Paul Reubens’ character smells Chuck (Anna Friel) in the seventh episode of Pushing Daisies, I’m pretty sure Kristin Chenoweth broke the fourth wall by looking into the camera. It’s probably why she won an Emmy for this cancelled-too-soon gem.

Guess Who’s back on ‘American Horror Story’?


Pepper! Pepper, Pepper, bo-bepper Banana-fana fo-fepper fee-fi-mo-mepper, Pepper. She’ll be a part of Freak Show which takes place pre-Asylum era.

You haven’t lived until you see Glenn Close have a face-stuffing food competition with Jimmy Fallon. There’s something so epic about seeing Glenn eat spaghetti with whisks, shove nachos into her mouth with tongs, and down a blueberry pie. Can’t she get an Emmy for this?