I grew up on reruns of The Golden Girls, The Facts of Life, Keeping Up Appearances, Laverne & Shirley, I Love Lucy and Designing Women. I've been addicted to television ever since.

My newer televisual obsessions include: Cougar Town, The Good Wife, Veep, Archer, Arrested Development, Orange is the New Black, Mindy Project, Girls, AbFab, Miranda, 30 Rock, True Blood, Orphan Black, Game of Thrones, AHS, The Office, Supernatural and of course The Real Housewives.

Portugal are my favorite football team. Ronaldo, Veloso, Moutinho, Meireles are my favorite footballers.

My dream: creating my own series.
Or publishing a book.

I'm fluent in French, Portuguese, Spanish. Graduated from Cal, and starting a UCLA program.


It’s official, I’m visiting NY mid-September!!!!


And I’m seeing Pippin because My Big Fat Greek Wedding's Aunt Voula Andrea Martin will return to her Tony winning role, Berthe. (Probably due to NBC cancelling Working the Engels, but I digress)


I. am. so. ready!

And if you don’t know Martin. She’s fabulous:


Niecy Nash is heading to ‘The Mindy Project’

She will be playing Mindy’s new nemesis. I hope they get into some hair pulling battles. With the renewals of Getting On and The Soul Man, that’s a lot of Niecy. And that’s a good thing.

PUSHING DAISIES Reunion! Lee Pace & Anna Friel Visit Richard Armitage At THE CRUCIBLE

A kiss—it happened.

Don’t even know what a dream is. I’m like the opposite of MLK.

Nicole Richie after her “boss” told her no write about fashion not dream jobs on Candidly Nicole.

Ms. Rivers did the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge three times and took it like a champ. Once it was for Tara Reid, another time for Anne Hathaway and lastly for SJP.

Damn you, Yahoo & Fox for nixing ‘Enlisted’ and depriving us of:

1. Brotherly bonding from these studs,


2). Geoff in cut-off t-shirts,


3). More bonding,


4). Brandon Routh shirtless cameos,


5). And the overall enjoyment of Enlisted.


I just want these two broads to win Emmys on Monday:

Christine Baranski for having a stellar year on The Good Wife,


And Orange is the New Black's Kate Mulgrew, who is playing the iconic character of Galina “Red” Reznikov.



How to remove litter from highways as performed by Bette Midler on The Simpsons' “Krusty Gets Kancelled” episode:

  1. Identify perpetrators by yelling “You pigs!” at them.
  2. Pick up their trash.
  3. Chase them, catch up to them, and hop onto their vehicle.
  4. Throw litter back into their car.
  5. Watch as they swerve off the road.

And that’s how Ms. Midler takes out the trash.

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Well ain’t you sweet, thank you! I’m just glad people like it.